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1. Acceptance of Mediocrity
By using this site, you fully acknowledge that you're not here for the best. You’re here for the worst, and we promise to deliver just that. If you’re expecting premium service, functional design, or basic competence—boy, are you lost.
2. Intellectual Property (Emphasis on "Intellectual")
All content here is either original, questionably sourced, or created in a sleep-deprived haze. Feel free to copy it, remix it, or tape it to your fridge—we don’t really care. Just don’t sue us. We’re not legally equipped for that kind of conflict.
3. Limitation of Liability
We is not responsible for:
- Emotional damage from our color palette
- Sudden confusion
- Loss of brain cells
- The existential crisis that may follow prolonged exposure to our content
Use at your own risk. Also, don’t operate heavy machinery while reading our articles. We’re legally obligated to say that.
4. Accountability
If something goes wrong, it’s probably your fault. But if it’s definitely our fault, just know that we’re really, really sorry (unless saying sorry is an admission of guilt, in which case we’re not sorry at all and this never happened).
5. Privacy Policy (We Have One?)
We might collect your data, but we’re honestly not sure what to do with it. It’s probably sitting in a dusty Google Sheet somewhere. No promises of security, encryption, or even spelling your name right.
6. Updates to These Terms
We reserve the right to update these terms at any time, usually after something has already gone terribly wrong. You won’t be notified, because we’ll probably forget, but rest assured: we’ll pretend you were.
7. Contact
Need help? Have feedback? Want to yell at someone?
You can contact us at support@us.com Our inbox is monitored by a very tired intern named Gary. Be gentle.
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